I’m Grasping at Straws for Post Ideas

Well, sort of. I was looking through my old posts and realized that I posted this and it included me indicating that Jonathan Rhys Meyers was “somewhat handsome” and that I preferred Wentworth Miller. While I wouldn’t kick Mr. Miller out of bed, I was crazy. I’ve come to my senses, don’t worry. I absolutely love JRM. So hot (want to touch the heiny) and I fell in love with him in August Rush. I was going to review the movie, but then I looked for pictures of this hottie and decided that I would instead provide a post of hot guys, other than my beloved Brad Pitt Mircea. Mind you, these are in no particular order because really, is that fair to anyone?

yes, yes I will marry you I’ve already mentioned how I feel about him. Let me say, seeing him running towards Central Park in the movie August Rush almost made me die. DIE I tell you. And I know Robyn agreed with me on that one. The entire movie was spent in a transition between crying and lust. It was awkward for all involved.

look at those eyes I loved him in Stop Loss. I think I saw him in something else too, but it barely matters. He’s just plain hot and can rock a wife beater like no other. Those eyes, those eyes.

I’ve tried so hard to push this tool out of my life, but I just can’t. He’s just so freaking good looking that it kills me. Such a tool though…so he wins the award for “hottest toolbag”.

He actually puts me over my Romanian quota, but I love Adrian Mutu. He may have had a coke problem, and likes cheating on his wife, but darnit, I still love him. He’s not my husband.

Oh he’s so hot like fire. Burn baby burn. I’ve never seen more than 10 minutes of Burn Notice, and I only saw that much because I was capitvated by Jefferey Donovan. When we hit the commerical break, I was gone-but my love for him remains. He was very good in Changeling as well.

Winning the award for “hottest regular old guy” is John Krasinski. I feel like he’s got to be a perfect guy. So it’s hard to know if I like Jim or John better, but I say “I’d give either a chance”. On a sad note, he has recently announced an engagment. I guess he heard about Mircea proposing and gave up all hope. It’s probably best.

Still love you Brad. I even stuck by you with the Jennifer Aniston divorce when I felt that you were a terrible man for falling for Angelina’s sexy pout. I forgive you. And I fell in love with you all over again in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. You’re on of those guys that I can’t help but love-and I’ll love you when you’re old and gray. You’ll be my Paul Newman. Larry Mullen Jr., drummer from U2 wins the award for “Man (other than my Dad and Papa) that I’ve loved the longest. But I’ll tell you, I loved him way differently than the aforementioned men in my life. I don’t care that Larry is pushing 90 (ok, 50) he’s still the love of my life and I’m so happy that I found this picture because this my favorite frame in the entire Electrical Storm video, which is my favorite U2 song of all time. Mostly because of Larry.

The puffy kitty, teddy bear hot guy award goes to Yukon Glink-Reed-Ighian. He’s the most beautiful boy I ever seen in my life, looks AMAZING in a Santa Hat, even looks cute in a Steelers bandana, and it adorable all times of his life, but mostly while sleeping. This little guy almost stole my heart.

I said I wouldn’t rank the “hottie guy” list, but Mircea comes in number one. He’s got that Romanian charm, perfect teeth, scrubby enough to feel like he’s a bad boy, and cleans up well enough that you know your mom loves him as much as you do. So yeah, I lust for all the guys on the list, but luckily, the hottest guy I’ve ever met (notice the modifier there) loves me too, so I guess I’m pretty lucky.

**On a side note. While looking for pictures for this post I managed to see the following: A picture of Channing Tatum in undies with what is best described as a terrifying package; tons of lists from other bloggers about their hotties and who their husbands will let them sleep with; a lot of homosexual men that share the same love of these hotties; a great interview in Men’s Health with John Krasinski. This was fun.

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2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Patty
    Sep 29, 2009 @ 19:48:23

    If we were both single 20-something Sports Illustrated modesls I'm glad to know we wouldn't be swimming in the same dating pool. October 1st the Monthly Bitch returns, check your nearest blogspot.

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  2. Missy
    Sep 30, 2009 @ 23:52:06

    oh you make laugh! I do LOVE John Krasinski. But I think I love him as Jim, because I have never really seen any interviews or anything to know what he is really like (I live under a rock). I am over Brad Pitt. I think after he and Angelina got together and had 12 babies I was a little grossed out…

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