I’ve been dreaming about eating meat a lot. Which is weird. Last night I had a dream where Jim and Pam (from the Office-not the actors, the actual characters) took me to Burger King and I got a double cheeseburger. And had my hair petted by Jim. Ahhh, lovely.
I also dreamed that I was looking for a place to tinkle. And kept finding places (one was the Burger King bathroom) but couldn’t seem to pee. I finally found a quiet place in the basement of a courthouse (whatever, I’d driven my motorcycle there) and was just about to relax enough to pee 
when…the alarm went off. I’m pretty sure I was one second from wetting the bed b/c I really had to go when I woke up. Not sure why I’m sharing this, but I guess it’s easier to wet the bed as an adult than I expected. Especially since the only time I’ve EVER wet the bed was when I was on medication the first night I was in San Diego. Yeah, I wet my jammies a little and the hotel bed…but moved the next night and washed my jams, so it wasn’t so bad. It was only a little!!! Why am I admitting these things? Katey Piss Pants!
I made some lentil soup from Veganomicon. No good. Does anyone have a good lentil soup recipe? I admit, I thought it would taste better with some ham, but God knows I don’t want that.
I am obsessed with Metallica lately. Yeah, I know, whatever.
